Police Report: Coristine “Big Balls” Edward in Carjacking Claimed
Tuesday afternoon, President Donald Trump, citing claims of gang violence, created a threat to his social media platform for the “federalization” of Colombia. He also shared a photo of a bloody, shirtless man sitting in the street. Immediately thereafter, Elon Mossak tweeted that a government efficient employee (DOGE) was beaten by a claimed gang in DC “to a brain blow”. Police reports obtained by Wired confirms that the victim is claimed to be 19 -year -old software engineer Edward Coristine, who is one of the first DOGE operators.
According to a report from the Metropolitan DC Police Department, two people were arrested in connection with the incident, described as a craftsman, between 3:01 and 4:20 am on Sunday, August 3. The alleged accident in the northwestern region of Logan Circle is a renowned and relatively central area of the city.
In addition to Coristine, the report mentions Emily Bryant as a second victim and describes him as “other important” corISine. A DOGE affiliate, Emily Bryant, is related to the Federal Commerce Commission, the Public Services Office and the President’s Executive Office.
The police report appears to be federal and local statutes that cause crime. It also claims to have a black iphone 16 stolen. The Metropolitan Police Department initially contacted Wired that there was no report from police to refer to Coristine “Ed” or “Edward.” However, police reports obtained by Wired say the victims of the crime were claimed to have been Coristine and Bryant.
According to police reports, officials who were patrolling in the crime area “observed a group of about 10 teenagers around the plaintiffs’ vehicle” before claiming one of the two victims.
The report also claims that Coristine “saw the suspects and commented on taking the vehicle.” Claims that Coristine then pushes Bryant to the car. Then, according to this report, Coristine “turned to the suspects. The suspects then began to attack [him]. “
Police claim that Coristine and Bryant were able to identify two of the alleged suspects positively. At that point, the report claims that the two issues were “under arrest for arrest” and that they have been transferred to the local “JPC” for the youth processing center to be processed.
When police officers left their vehicle, the report claims that when the teenagers were “observed” by officers, they “fled on foot. Officers were able to stop only two.
A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police Department, Tom Lynch, when you contacted the Wired, failed to confirm whether any of the perpetrators were members of a gang. When Wired described the image posted by President Donald Trump as a social fact that appears to be a bloody Coristine, Lynch confirmed that he had seen it. While he said he could not independently confirm it, Lynch pointed out that the image “was sent by the US President”, saying there was “no reason to believe”.
